It’s Just Me

Daughter, “Mom is it true we can’t go play in the pool because its too hot and if we did Spiderboy’s balls would swell?”

Mom, “Yeah, why?”

::ha ha ha::

Mom, “But, really who said that?”

Spiderboy, “dad did.”

Mom, “Didn’t he say it would make your willy shrink?”

Spiderboy, “Nope, he said my balls would swell.”

Mom, “hmmmm.”

Mom and daughter exchange weird looks.

::hahaha haha haha:

Wife, “did you tell spiderboy his balls would swell if he went out in the pool in the heat?”

Husband, “no” ::much laughter::