It’s Just Me

GRUB-OLOGY
What is your favorite salad dressing of choice? My own homemade ranch

What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Wendys or Arbys

What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Outback

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? Depends on the service. You’ll get 15- 25% if you are nice, smile and act like a decent person. You’ll get 0-10% if you are an asshat.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Chocolate?

Name three foods you detest above all others. Liver, seafood, peppers

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? egg rolls

What are your pizza toppings of choice? ham, sausage, pepperoni

What do you like to put on your toast? butter

What is your favorite type of gum? I used to love big red, but now I’m sugarless because of the kids and I buy trident cinnamon

TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? 20 or so (I only call about 4)

Number of contacts in your email address book? 30 or so (I only use about 10)

What is your wallpaper on your computer? It changes every 5 minutes, mostly pictures of dogs. (webshots.com)

What is your screensaver on your computer? same deal as the wallpaper.

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? yes

How many land line phones do you have in your house? 0

How many televisions are in your house? 5

What kitchen appliance do you use the least? food processor

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Gosh I dunno, its the top 40s I guess. Little bit of hip hop, little bit of rap, little bit of pop, little bit of rock.

How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? 1

BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? my butt

Are you right handed or left handed? right

Do you like your smile? yes

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Babies, tubule pregnancy, wisdom teeth and a tumor

Would you like to? Oh sure, I’d like some lipo and a breast reduction and lift.

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? yeah

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Smell.

When was the last time you had a cavity? When I was 16, but I probably have one now

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? My son

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? not that I recall.

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? yes

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I wouldnt change it.

How do you express your artistic side? web crap, painting
What color do you think you look best in? black, purple or pink.

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? 5 minutes

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? probably

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? hell no.

How often do you go to church? I don’t

Have you ever saved someone’s life? I doubt it

Has someone ever saved yours? in a way, yes.

DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? yeah

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? no

Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? no

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? probably

Would you never blog again for $50,000? yeah

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Probably

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? no

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? depends on the human

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? No

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? yes