It’s Just Me

When I clean my house it means that I clean my house. When my husband cleans the house it means he tells children what to do while he helps them clean. Most of the time when he cleans it’ll be cluttered not dirty and it bothers him, so he’ll just start giving orders. It actually drives us all nuts, mostly the kids but when he’s telling me what to do I get real mad.

So tonight a soda got spilled on the floor and there were some clothes folded on the table… he says, “that’s it, we’re doing a clean.” He starts snapping his fingers at kids and they look at him and he begins his little ritual. The kids look at me and roll their eyes and I smile and walk away.

I’m sitting there plurking away and my son is in my room vacuuming… he looked really cute doing it too. I asked him if he liked vacuuming it and he kind of laughed (like I do) and said…. “uh… no not really.” You would have had to heard it for it to have been as funny as it was, but it made me laugh so hard. Sometimes I forget he is as old as he is because sometimes he still acts like a little boy… he’s growing up and I never gave him permission.

We got my daughter a new bike this year, so now all three of us have new bikes. We have gone on several bike rides but the first one was a killer. The second one was pretty harsh as well. We have a small hill we have to go up and it is murder on my thighs. We haven’t been on a bike ride for a few days because of the heat. Also because I had to take my son’s privileges away when he didn’t listen at a stop sign. Then he cried the entire way home because I was taking away his bike time. Let me tell you, that is probably the worst thing you can do to this Mom is to embarrass her in public with your bad behavior. He ended up with four days rather than the one because he just kept acting poorly.

But the heat, oh my gosh, it has been in the high 90s and a few days of over 100! One day last week was 106 and it was miserable outside. So needless to say we’ve been inside a lot or the kids have been in the pool. I’ve only ventured the pool once and then got right back out since it was way too cold for me.

I’m hoping I can make myself get out of bed earlier than I have been so I can get the yard mowed before it gets hot. With the pool and the trampoline in the back yard I sure have a lot less yard to mow and I sure like that. The extra weed whacking I have to do does not even it out in the least. The weed whacking is the part I hate most.

Otherwise, not much is going on. Mostly just chillin’, staying up late, sleeping in late, watching movies together, playing games online and off, swimming, going for bike rides, trying to stay cool and eating horrible foods. Sounds like summer to me.

She’s hot isn’t she? I love the way it covers up her ninja turtle undies. heh. More pictures at flckr.

My son gaggin in the kitchen…. “what’s wrong?” “ummm Kirby just licked the blood off Diva’s butt.” Gag gag gaggg!

My daughter is tired of Kirby sitting at her door looking at Diva like he wants to … well you know. Kirby got some type of “substance” on my daughter’s pants which further pisses her off. Kirby follows Diva with his nose in her butt. Normally Kirby never goes in my daughter’s room and he never lets Diva anywhere near him.

Kirby sprawls out on the floor licking himself until a monster purple THING is stuck in the out position. Then tries to walk around, but his back is all hunched. My daughter and I always push him over- serves him right for being nasty. My son he says, “Don’t look at Kirby Momma cause he’s embarrassed. My husband… he usually says something about a purple nurple. ick.

My daughter putting Diva’s undies back on saying, “you know these are kind of like a chastity belt huh?” Yes, and I’m glad you know what a chastity belt is, dear.

The best one yet… We’re all going to bed last night when Kirby was stalking Diva and Diva was all flaunting herself to Kirby… my husband yells, “YOU go lay down and go to bed and YOU go get some underwear on.”

Kirby is fixed by the way….

Diva will be very soon….

Louie couldn’t care less.

Louie was fixed as a puppy so he never got a taste of dog muff, but Kirby on the other hand was a stray and I know that boy got his groove on. I wish we could let Diva have puppies once but my husband would crap a brick. Poor Lou doesn’t even lift his leg when he pee’s. He’s not a real man but it’s all good, I love my Momma’s boy.

Absolutely grossed out now? I know I am. Is this the second week or the first still? Ugh! You pick though… period for only three weeks a year or once a month for a week each? I’m picking the three weeks.
Still no fridge, this is sucking. Sometime next week and only an additional $150… probably. It is 92 today and I’m filling our pool. I mowed the yard day before and got a pretty good sunburn. I’ve got a crick in my neck that’s killing me and something is diggin in my yard and it is pissing me off.

Done

Guitar Hero, originally uploaded by Mrs Groovy.

1. My refrigerator is not working. The freezer is still working which is good. But now we’ll have to pay someone to fix it! Bah, being a grown up sure does suck sometimes.
2. My Mom comes home Monday. She’s been at my sisters house for the past two weeks. I’m excited to see her.
3. My son kicked my butt at Guitar Hero.