It’s Just Me

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She’s hot isn’t she? I love the way it covers up her ninja turtle undies. heh. More pictures at flckr.

My son gaggin in the kitchen…. “what’s wrong?” “ummm Kirby just licked the blood off Diva’s butt.” Gag gag gaggg!

My daughter is tired of Kirby sitting at her door looking at Diva like he wants to … well you know. Kirby got some type of “substance” on my daughter’s pants which further pisses her off. Kirby follows Diva with his nose in her butt. Normally Kirby never goes in my daughter’s room and he never lets Diva anywhere near him.

Kirby sprawls out on the floor licking himself until a monster purple THING is stuck in the out position. Then tries to walk around, but his back is all hunched. My daughter and I always push him over- serves him right for being nasty. My son he says, “Don’t look at Kirby Momma cause he’s embarrassed. My husband… he usually says something about a purple nurple. ick.

My daughter putting Diva’s undies back on saying, “you know these are kind of like a chastity belt huh?” Yes, and I’m glad you know what a chastity belt is, dear.

The best one yet… We’re all going to bed last night when Kirby was stalking Diva and Diva was all flaunting herself to Kirby… my husband yells, “YOU go lay down and go to bed and YOU go get some underwear on.”

Kirby is fixed by the way….

Diva will be very soon….

Louie couldn’t care less.

Louie was fixed as a puppy so he never got a taste of dog muff, but Kirby on the other hand was a stray and I know that boy got his groove on. I wish we could let Diva have puppies once but my husband would crap a brick. Poor Lou doesn’t even lift his leg when he pee’s. He’s not a real man but it’s all good, I love my Momma’s boy.

Absolutely grossed out now? I know I am. Is this the second week or the first still? Ugh! You pick though… period for only three weeks a year or once a month for a week each? I’m picking the three weeks.
Still no fridge, this is sucking. Sometime next week and only an additional $150… probably. It is 92 today and I’m filling our pool. I mowed the yard day before and got a pretty good sunburn. I’ve got a crick in my neck that’s killing me and something is diggin in my yard and it is pissing me off.

Done

Guitar Hero, originally uploaded by Mrs Groovy.

1. My refrigerator is not working. The freezer is still working which is good. But now we’ll have to pay someone to fix it! Bah, being a grown up sure does suck sometimes.
2. My Mom comes home Monday. She’s been at my sisters house for the past two weeks. I’m excited to see her.
3. My son kicked my butt at Guitar Hero.

Once upon a time…., originally uploaded by Mrs Groovy.

Once upon a time there was a princess. She was a very unhappy princess, in search for her true love.
One day she met a prince. He was a very nice prince. The princess and prince fell in love….
The prince decided to move and he asked if the princess would go with him. She said YES, of course. It was hard at first, being away from home.
During a visit to the Queen the princess and the Queen double teamed the prince and got him to set a date for their wedding. The Queen and the princess giggled with glee!
Many months later the prince and the princess got married. They lived happily together for many years. The princess was missing something. She bought a grand puppy in hopes she’d feel complete. But alas something was still missing.
The princess decided to talk to the prince and they thought they knew what was missing. Many many months later a new princess was born and then many many many months later a new prince was born.
They were now complete. They were a family. The moved once more into their castle to begin living their American Dream.
And they all lived happily ever after.

The End